Morning Coffee: Unhappy Hipsters

Who? I wish I knew – the clever, hilarious writers behind Unhappy Hipsters remain anonymous. Although we do know they are women and there are two of them.
Where? They are shopping at Trader Joe’s and Peet’s so I think it’s safe to guess somewhere in the United States.
How do you take your coffee? What brand is it? Left: Peet’s French Roast, black. Right: Trader Joe’s Wake Up Blend, soy creamer and a dash of sugar.
Tell me about your coffee cup. Left: Sunshine coffee cup from Hi-Lo market. Right: White ceramic mug, unknown origin.
What happens if you skip your morning coffee? Left: Coffee is never skipped. Right: Mayhem.